In Search of the Authentic Travel Experience

I am laying in a military sized cot, my head and feet touching both ends of the cabin.  My wife lays in a like-sized bed, her feet finally resting for the first time today.  “You know I’ve never been in a real train before?” she says, as the sights of downtown Hanoi roll through our window.  As the hours pass, the view goes from city to town, and the lush green hills and mountains of northern Vietnam start to appear.  This is the Fanxipan train, a colonial-era locomotive that connects Hanoi to Sapa, and is our lodging for the night.  No one by any stretch of the imagination would consider this environment romantic, from the wood paneled walls, to the stale smelling sheets, and the dirty linoleum floor.  But I can’t help but notice Noor staring out the window, with the most subtle but the most genuine of smiles on her face, transfixed by the world passing us by.

Our luxurious accommodations on the Fanxipan!

This may not be the honeymoon most people would envision.  We will not shower tonight, and the constant parade of people outside our door will keep us from even changing our clothes.  The ill-kept train rails mean a rough ride that will likely throw us from our beds in the night.  In the coming days and weeks, my decision to bring Noor here for our honeymoon rather than a beach resort will be questioned.  “You could sit on a beach, with your day’s biggest challenge figuring out what you want to have for dinner.  And you’re telling me you’d rather sleep in an old train with the smell of smoke to keep you company?”  Well, dear reader, I can now say with the utmost of confidence that both Noor and I would.

If you fall into the category of beach vacationer, I doubt this blog will change your opinion.  I travel for the same reason most people read: to experience another world.  It’s one thing to watch Darjeeling Unlimited or The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel to get a vibe of what this part of the world is like.  It’s another to come and see it for yourself, aided by tour guides who bring you to the places they think you would like.  It is a whole different and challenging thing to get out of the tourist bubble and live day-to-day experiences in which a local would partake.  This train trip falls very clearly into the last category.

To contrast, earlier this day, we went to a very popular tourist spot called Cu Chi.  A 90 minute drive from Saigon brings you into the jungle, where a small regimen of Viet Cong successfully were able to maintain their position near the heart of the American-supported South Vietnamese capital through the duration of the war.  They achieved this by digging very narrow tunnels through a long expanse of jungle, and only periodically emerging to booby trap the environment.  Soldiers would spend months without seeing daylight while spending most of their days navigating tunnels too narrow to turn yourself around.

Today, Cu Chi is a popular tourist spot, getting up to 1,000 tourists a day.  Perhaps you are thinking that this would be a popular place for the Vietnamese to see, to inspire them with deeds achieved by their ancestors in fighting off an oppressive enemy.  Similar to how Americans love to visit the Alamo.  You would be wrong.  The site is predominantly visited by Anglo visitors (we saw mostly Americans with some Brits and Aussies, plus one Japanese and one Korean tour group).  More surprisingly, the Americans we saw were of an age that could have participated in the Vietnam war themselves.

At first this made sense to me.  The Vietnam war was notoriously ugly and unpopular, and I could see former soldiers wanting to come back and experience the land when it is in a better place.  To realize that their actions have not destroyed the people.  However, if that was the case, then the experience likely would be dramatically different.   Specifically, there would not be the sound of live gunfire continuously permeating the grounds as you explore.

You, too, can relive war at the fabulous Cu Chi tourist trap!

Yes, the entire time visitors are learning about the challenges experienced by the Viet Cong stationed here, there is a distant noise of sharp explosions.  As you get closer, you start to realize that these are not pre-recorded through speakers.  There is even a rat-a-tat of automatic fire, and the ambiance effectively mimics a war zone.  Surprisingly, this did not appear to trigger PTSD in any of the former soldiers.  In fact, at the end of the tour, you discover that it is the tourists themselves who are shooting.  The site has erected trenches and targets in a former battlefield, and for a small fee, you too can experience warfare.  For a larger fee, you can even run the machine gun turret.  Much to my consternation, the patrons taking advantage of this opportunity were the population of former vets.

Let’s just say I had no desire to pretend I was shooting at Charlie (or at Joe, for that matter). 

The tourists that come here are used to having every amenity provided for them.  They stay in the four- and five-star hotels in Saigon, which are every bit as luxurious as anything you'd find in America (and at a third of the price).  Noor and I have had that experience, and both have found we'd rather share a cramped, smelly train car through the mountains than get pampered and pretend we're in America.

I stare out the window, and it has gotten dark out.  Either from the jet lag or the excitement, I have no want of sleep.  I want this experience as much as I want tomorrow’s next set of challenges.  Of course, there is still the problem of what we’re going to eat tomorrow…

What awaited us in Sapa...